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6 Things You Never Ever Want to Do at Your Wedding (With the Occasional Exception)
I have been in the wedding industry for nearly 11 years.
I have officiated over 3,000 weddings. In my career, I have attended, and have had a hand in planning/coordinating, approximately 3,500 weddings.
In short, I have seen some shit.
There is a distinct difference, mind you, between an incident that happened and you creating an incident. One creates a good story. The other you hope nobody ever remembers it.
These are things that, if you do them, you will never recover from. When the divorce comes, and it will, this will be dug back up and thrown in your face at how idiotic you always have been.
What’s worse is that these things sound like a good idea at the time you decided you would do them.
Trust me. I’m an expert in my field.
Don’t. Do. These. Things. (With the occasional exception, of course.)
