7 Hilariously Relatable Things People Just Don’t Give a F&$k About

If any of these are your favorite topics, you are the least interesting person in the room.

JP Brown


“Hey, let me tell you about my MLM!” Photo by Mario Verduzco on Unsplash

In the grand tapestry of life, filled with its vibrant threads of experiences, emotions, and events, there are certain things that just don’t make it to the forefront of our attention.

You know, those topics or trends that everyone around you seems to be buzzing about, while you’re left scratching your head, wondering, “Who the f*&k cares, and why are you bothering me with it?” It’s a comforting thought to know that we don’t always have to keep up with the Joneses, especially when it comes to life’s more trivial matters.

We all have our passions and interests, and it’s those very things that make us unique. Yet, it’s equally human to have topics we simply couldn’t care less about, even if they are the talk of the town.

Before diving into this list, take a moment. Close your eyes. What’s that one thing that you genuinely couldn’t give a fig about, no matter how much others rave about it? If someone at the bar started talking about it, you’d instantly change seats?

If you’ve ever felt a bit out of the loop or simply chosen to live blissfully ignorant about the latest viral sensation, you’re in good company! Here’s a curated list of eight topics that might just resonate with your inner nonchalant spirit.

I Don’t Give a F&$k About…

Your Diet

“Might I suggest the salad with the engorged tick on top?” (Photo by Kelly Visel on Unsplash)

I have an employee who will corner me and talk endlessly about his fruitarian lifestyle.

In today’s age of social media oversharing, dietary choices seem to have become everyone’s favorite topic of conversation. From the matcha enthusiasts posting their early morning rituals to the carb-counting keto crew sharing their plate full of bacon, it feels like we’re constantly inundated with unsolicited food diaries. But here’s a revelation: most people genuinely don’t care about your dietary choices (and your gym selfies).



JP Brown

Entrepreneur/business owner (ElopementBiz.com). Lover of the simple things, always questioning why. Committed to truth, not consistency. Twitter.com/mindofjp