I’ve considered doing the escort route in the past. My escort fantasies are, like you say, very vanilla. The “Netflix and chill” of encounters.

Here’s my problem with hiring an escort. It’s the same reason I can’t go to a professional masseuse (the legit ones). I am so much of a people pleaser that I feel uncomfortable when others are pleasing me. I absolutely cannot relax at a masseuse because I feel like this person can’t be comfortable massaging me for an hour.

I don’t want to go through the effort of having an escort over to chill and cuddle and relax… and not be able to relax.