While I have no desire to see my wife with another man, I’ve told her a hundred times that I am old enough to know one person may not always be able to provide everything another person may need. As long as you love me and want to be by my side, “all truths don’t need to be spoken.”

That being said, my 44th is coming up in just a few days. A very well-made video of my wife getting herself off would be HOT AF. Like in the style of Beautiful Agony. Or Hysterical Literature. Seeing her in cinematic 4K getting herself off would be incredible.

So, thanks for that idea! I’m going to ask for it!